Stone Cold Ruffy-Ruff

Summary
A tiki witch doctor has been frightening the famous WWE superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin so he turns to the Clue Kids for help

Script
(We open on some archeologists digging)

Archeologist:I think we should head home for the night sir. The Witch Doctor has been seen on nights like this. Only spookier.

Lead Archeologist:Nonsense my boy. I need this discover to make me famous. Plush there's no such thing as a witch doctor they only exist in mythology.

Archeologist:O-Ok. If you say so.

(Gets back to work and finds something)

Archeologist:Sir. I found something. (Uses a brush to wipe away the dust) It's a staff with a skull on the top. And look an ancient voodoo drum. These things were kind of like bongos.

Lead Archeologist:Good work my boy. You did it. Now the only thing left to do is to take this back to the truck and then we can call it a night.

(The voodoo drum starts playing)

Lead Archeologist:Will you stop playing that music?

Archeologist:It's not me.

Lead Archeologist:Huh?

(The sky turns red and they become scared)

Lead Archeologist:Alright. Now I'm scared.

(And some fire happens and the Witch Doctor from the Scooby-Doo Where Are You! episode A Tiki Scare Is No Fair appears)

Witch Doctor:Tresspassers here me! You are on my peoples forbidden ground! Leave now or face our vengeance! This is your only warning!

(Disappears and they become scared and run away we blackout and fade to our opening and we cut to our title card which is like the title cards for Scooby-Doo and Guess Who? and Veronica shines the light)

Scraggy:(Voice)Zoinks! It's Steve Austin!

(We cut to the Clue Kids wrapping up a mystery)

Frank:Now to see who the Sister Specter really is.

(Phone rings)

Scraggy:Hold on dudes I gotta take this. (Answers it)You reached the Scragster, reach it don't freak it. A person in some voodoo mask is scaring off people from your home? You need us to help? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Alrighty. We'll help

Frank:Hold the phone who was that?

Scraggy:An old friend.

Frank:Original friend? In that case let's see who this Sister Specter really is. Quickly.

(Pulls mask off revealing a middle age woman)

Veronica:(OS)Bertha the head nun. (Cuts to her and Dally)Yep didn't see that coming.

Dally:All yours boys, take her away.

(They go their ways)

Bertha:And I woulda gotten away with it if....

(They don't hear her)

Dally:What did she say?

Frank:You know. The usual.

(They drive away)

Veronica:Where are we going Scraggy?

Scraggy:To visit my old friend.

Ruffy-Ruff:Who's your old friend before your best friend?

Scraggy:Now calm down Ruff, it's only after I met you. Like even you know this guy.

Ruffy-Ruff:Oh ok.

(We fade to a house that looks like a lake side luxury they get out of the Clue Machine)

Voice:(OS)Hey Scrags.

(They move over to see the famous)

Clue Kids:Formal professional WWE superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Scraggy:Like wuzzup Stone Cold?

Steve Austin:Wuzzup Scrags my man?

(They fist bump)

Scraggy:So like what do I have to do?

Steve Austin:Help solve the mystery of the Witch Doctor that's been going around scaring off my archeologists. Why just last night this thing attacked my latest two archeologists duo forcing them to quit. So I remember the day we met you told me that your friends and you solve mysteries like Scooby-Doo. So I knew you were the only ones I could turn to.

(Two gophers mess with Ruffy and he keeps trying to get them but they get the best of him and he gets dizzy and the gophers pops up out of one hole laughing at Ruffy's demise we cut to the house at nighttime we then cut to inside where Steve serves them some coffee and coffee cakes)

Steve Austin:So that's the bottom line kids. This witch doctor has been haunting my place for months.

(Scraggy and Ruffy eat the coffee cakes)

Veronica:How long have you lived here Mr. Austin?

Steve Austin:This is only my vacation home Veronica, And to keep an eye on things. You kids are welcome to stay the night.

Frank:Thanks Mr. Austin.

(We fade to nighttime outside where the Witch Doctor comes into frame as he sees the lights on we cut to Scraggy and Ruffy's bedroom)

Ruffy-Ruff:Scraggy I'm hungry.

Scraggy:Like I know how ya feel old buddy.

(Cuts to the hallway where they open the door and look at their sides Scraggy looks to the right and Ruffy looks to the left then Scraggy looks to the left and Ruffy looking at right then then look at each other and then tiptoe down the hall)

Scraggy:We need a midnight snack man.

Ruffy-Ruff:Yeah, food.

(The eyes in a painting watch them we then cut to them in the kitchen, Scraggy gets bread, Ruffy gets the peanut butter and jelly and sardines and onions and sauerkraut and the whipped cream, Scraggy gets the hot sauce and pastrami and liver and the pickles and fish sticks and then pile them high)

Scraggy:And like now for the best bit man.

Ruffy-Ruff:Yeah.

(Scraggy realizes something)

Scraggy:Like wait a sec, Ruff.

Ruffy-Ruff:What?

Scraggy:Some ice cream. I'm gonna go check the freezer.

Ruffy-Ruff:Yeah, yeah ice cream. Ree hee hee hee hee.

(Opens it and a purple robed arm hands him a container of strawberry ice cream)

Scraggy:Hey thanks man.

(The Witch Doctor is in there and roars)

Scraggy:Zoinks! The Witch Doctor!

(They run off and then come back for the sandwiches and then run off some more as Seven Days A Week plays we cut to the hallway where they zip past a bedroom)

Scraggy:Like gangway!

(The Witch Doctor runs past the same door and the girls open it to reveal themselves and Frank comes out of his room and we cut to them all running after the Witch Doctor and they all run in one and out the other, Ruffy runs out of one and into another then the Witch Doctor, then Scraggy runs into a door and Veronica then Frank and Dally then they all run into one with Scraggy running in with Ruffy then the whole gang running out another and then they run away we then cut to Ruffy in a barrel and he pokes his head out and runs and it's like in the opening of Scooby-Doo Where Are You! and crashes into the Witch Doctor, he looks up and freaks out and runs away we cut to the gang watching the barrel scurry past them they turn to the direction it came from and spot the Witch Doctor and run off and after the chase they find some things)

Frank:Hey gang, this dig permit could be a clue. It's a forgery.

Dally:And here's a compass that's used by geologists and land surveyors.

(We cut to black then cut back to daytime where the gang are putting together a plan to catch the ghost)

Frank:Ok gang. We'll use these leaves to make a pit that'll cover the hole, and when he trips into the hole with our cords tripping his feet, we capture the Witch Doctor and solve the mystery!

Steve Austin:You kooky kids sure about this?

Frank:Trust us Mr. Austin, it's never that easy.

Veronica:However we still manage to catch the villain somehow.

Scraggy:Come on Ruff.

(Veronica stops him)

Veronica:Wait a second Scraggy. How did Mr. Austin meet you?

Scraggy:Like easy. (Flashback happens as he does the voice over) We were at a golf course and there was a pizza place about an inch away from me. And like I couldn't make it. So Steve Austin came and took me there and....(Not dramatically as they share pizza)We got a pizza.

(All that happens as he tells the flashback and we cut back to present)

Gang:Wait that's it?

(Cuts to Ruffy)

Ruffy-Ruff:Makes sense to me.

(Cuts to Veronica)

Veronica:That's what made you ok after you met him?

Scraggy:Like I was starving after caddying for golfers. And man it was one crazy great pizza.

Steve Austin:Man that pizza was the bomb and sharing it with my man here I made a friend.

Scraggy:Like yeah. Come on Ruff.

(They walk we cut to them walking in the woods)

Scraggy:Like I don't know about you Ruffy but I'm hungry. It's already past noon.

Ruffy-Ruff:The thought of pizza makes me hungry.

(The Witch Doctor places his hand on Ruffy's shoulder causing him to become scared)

Scraggy:Hey Ruff, pick up the beat. (Hears him whimpering)Whatcha cryin about? (Turns to see what he's trying about)Zoinks!

(They run and the Witch Doctor laughs and gives chase to them they run on either side)

Frank:Now!

(The gang and Steve Austin pull on the cords and the Witch Doctor doesn't see it and trips and falls into the hole)

Scraggy:Like we got him!

(The Witch Doctor struggles to get out of the cords he is tied up in we then fade to the police arresting him)

Policeman:Way to go Mr. Austin.

Steve Austin:It wasn't me it was the Clue Kids. They're the real heroes.

Policeman:Like always.

Steve Austin:Yeah like always.

Scraggy:Now let's see who the Witch Doctor really is.

(Grabs ahold of the mask and pulls it off revealing a man with a little mustache)

Gang:Who is that?

Steve Austin:That's my manager. John Simms. What are you doing something like this?

Simms:It's...

Veronica:It was all because so he could find the ancient Hawaiian treasures for himself. And then smuggle them across the border and used the Witch Doctor to scare off interlopers like the archeologists Mr. Austin hired.

Frank:Then he was free to live in luxury.

Simms:It's true. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling Clue Kids, and your dog and former WWE professional wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin.

(Policeman takes him away and Steve turns to the gang)

Steve Austin:Thanks for your help kids. Now how about you help me get this stuff up for the museum?

Scraggy:Like sure Mr. Stone Cold.

(Ruffy is digging)

Veronica:Looks like Ruffy's already digging it.

(They laugh and he finds something that scares him)

Ruffy-Ruff:Yikes! It's the Witch Doctor!

(Jumps to Scraggy and they see a golden tiki mask)

Frank:Aw it's only an old tiki mask Ruffy.

Ruffy-Ruff:Oh. I knew that.

(We blackout on him ending the story)